To all foods creamy… we will never be friends!

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Embrace the Ick.”

Exempted from my distaste of ALL foods creamy are the following:

cheese whiz, peanut butter or “strawberry” jam- spread paper thin, and soft serve ice cream (and maybe one or two others). I am thinking fondly of all three of you as I write-especially cheesewhiz and DQ ice cream and the fact that I had DQ ice cream last month- in a cold Canadian December, more times than I’ve ever had ice cream in any winter…I was stocking up for no DQ in Mumbai;)

Back to embracing the Ick… I don’t like creamy foods!

It is a miracle I don’t ‘whip’ you pudding.

You’re only ‘blush’ing cause I slapped your saucy mouth.

Mister mustard…you’re just icky. You and your ketchup and mayonnaise all slapped on a burger…

…a melange of madness!

Hum-mus. Vo-mit!

Gravies of all kinds, colours and flavours…just die. Go to the grave- the root of your existence.

Oh… and salad dressing…really?!?!  I don’t even know what to say…you give salads a bad wrap!

Last but not least, yogurt…I don’t care how you disguise yourself in fruits and flavours… Yo mama!

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